Um, Aren't We Fighting A War Or Something?

Doing my usual scan of the news-channel talking head shows last night, I noticed at least two shows dealing with the pressing issue of how mean the American Idol judges have been this season. If you can watch this clip all the way through, The ghost of Biggie Smalls will appear behind you the next time you look in a mirror. He will rightly claim your soul.

And God Put These Fossils Here To Test Your Faith...

So, if you ask a park ranger at the Grand Canyon what the geological age of the canyon is, the ranger is supposed to answer, "no comment."

Worst Radio Contest EVER!

When wacky morning zoo radio shows go bad, the results can be deadly. In this case, you've probably heard about the death of Jennifer Strange, a mother of three who wanted to win the prize for her kids.

The clowns at KDND-FM Sacramento's Morning Rave who thought up and broadcast the "Hold Your Wee For a Wii" contest were fired today. And the Sacramento County Sheriff and DA's Office considering criminal manslaughter charges.

Anyway, here is the tragic audio. Listen to how these guys spew the medical expertise and talk about the releases.

Needless to say, Jennifer didn't make it to the Justin Timberlake concert.

You Don't Need It, But You Want It Anyway

Times are changing at Apple, Inc., formerly known as Apple Computer, Inc.

Why limit yourself to computers, when you can make stuff like the iPhone announced this morning at MacWorld SF?

My pockets feel lighter already.

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