El Brusco Endorses Chris Bell

For Texas Governor.

I really wanted to vote for Kinky. I think he underestimated the workload of a serious campaign. He seems tired and distracted to me when I see him interviewed. Or maybe he's just high.

Strayhorn should have just changed her name once and for all to One Tough Grandma. How hard is that? Instead, she's flushing her money away running these weird eHarmony-esque ads.

Chris Bell's the best bet to beat Rick Perry. But I still can't believe he once worked as a radio reporter. Or that the Democrats conceded the Lt. Governor race.